30 minutes ago

Me: Oh, I don’t need a bag.

Subway Cashier: You don’t want a bag? It’s raining outside, your sandwich could get wet.

Me: I’m just gonna eat here.

We both look around at the sad, empty Subway restaurant gas station with a Subway tucked back in the corner. An obese man is coughing up a lung as he reaches for a beef stick. The beef stick aisle happens to be right next to only table available for me to sit at.

Me: (long sigh) How much extra is it for cookies?