February 2012
diamonds on the soles of her shoes - paul simon
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PERSON 1: Hey, man. Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
PERSON 2: Will you shut the fuck up? That's like saying "better to have gone to Disneyland and had a wonderful day up to the point that your ride left without saying anything and stranded you there than to have not gone to Disneyland at all." You know what? I'm stranded in fucking Orange County, I have no idea how I got here, I have no idea how to get back to where I was and all you can offer me is a phrase best suited for a coffee mug.
PERSON 1: The heart wants what the heart wants.
PERSON 2: (sigh) Ya, you're right.
how long must i wait - dr. dog
The new album is...
In case you were wondering what it sounds like to...
clem snide - don’t let the sun go down on...
January 2012
Atencioblog: Key & Peele →
robdelaney:
Hello. A new show premieres on Comedy Central tonight called “Key & Peele.” It’s sketch comedy by two guys named Keegan Michael Key & Jordan Peele. I shot parts on two episodes so I will tell you what I know about it. FIRST: Key and Peele are FUCKING funny and smart. They get…
A few months ago we happened to be shooting at Disney Ranch the same day as K&P and...
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How To Get Over A Break Up
I was recently broken up with and feeling a little down in the dumps. At around 2am this past Saturday I stumbled into my friends’ apartment for some extra drinks as well as the fancy Meat & Cheese platter that I (correctly) assumed they had. About an hour and several drinks later my friend Bill decided to give me a pep talk:
Bill: Hey. You’re a good man who does the right...
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running with the wolves - cloud cult
directed by eric power
I really enjoyed this music video.
WatchJon Hill: Marksman
Watchtwelveintwelve:
Although this isn’t technically the first “Record” we’re breaking, we felt the need to make a video about our “12 Records In 12 Months” project when we were drunk at a party. Also, Karnell calls Wade out on his lame asshole shit.
Big Bley and I are going to break one record a month in 2012 (12 In ‘12) and we’re not putting up with Wade’s shit anymore.
control yourself - dr. dog
winter a go-go - yo la tengo
Dining In
30 minutes ago
Me: Oh, I don’t need a bag.
Subway Cashier: You don’t want a bag? It’s raining outside, your sandwich could get wet.
Me: I’m just gonna eat here.
We both look around at the sad, empty Subway restaurant gas station with a Subway tucked back in the corner. An obese man is coughing up a lung as he reaches for a beef stick. The beef stick aisle happens to...
