January 2012
Jon Hill: Marksman
Dining In
30 minutes ago
Me: Oh, I don’t need a bag.
Subway Cashier: You don’t want a bag? It’s raining outside, your sandwich could get wet.
Me: I’m just gonna eat here.
We both look around at the sad, empty Subway restaurant gas station with a Subway tucked back in the corner. An obese man is coughing up a lung as he reaches for a beef stick. The beef stick aisle happens to...
A little while back I got to hang with Lou, Ian and Stevie on one of their photo shoots. It was fun running around for an hour trying to get what shots I could while those guys worked. It was even more fun to climb the old, rusty scaffolding to the top of that abandoned barn with all of my equipment on me.
darling, it’s alright - francis and the lights
“A single take performance edited with light.”
You can’t be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your...
– Chris Rock
Ms Donut is the only donut spot in Los Angeles that matters. This guy cranks out fresh donuts 24 hours a day with a smile on his face.
delbertshoopman:
MIKE “50 AIN’T NOTHING BUT A NUMBER” KARNELL
That’s my Michael Jordan stare.
BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE DO YOU WANT AN ENCORE, AMERICA?
My Cherished Thoughts: Stop the IPON Act! Please... →
tonyzaret:
Congress is right now considering the Internet Pointless Online Noise Act, which would eliminate the right to post animated GIFs of sitcom characters, the right to mock blockbuster films in “comments sections,” the right to use the word “THIS” followed by a link to a weird video from 1991, and the…
Tony Zaret is at his best when he complains about the blog platform he uses.