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“Come Together” by The Beatles Happy 40th

Oct 1st

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This is…. scary delbertshoopman: Tracy Jordan: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah It’s boys becoming...

Oct 1st

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LAWWWWWWWWWWW…?

Oct 1st

The little joke about “Mooseport” in...

Sep 30th

Other awesomeness from my friends at work not pictured:...

Sep 30th

For all you ‘Dexter’ fans as shocked by Don...

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

On This Day

September the 30th, a superstar was born. Combining immense talent with undeniable passion, this...

Sep 30th

Dead Man's Bones

are streaming their album here, now. Go.

Sep 29th

It’s going to be good to go home.

Sep 28th

Best early birthday cake ever.

Sep 28th

Last night, I fell asleep while listening to this album. I...

Sep 27th

Sep 26th

Good News

Max, from SBTB, is still alive. Also, he hates Screech too.

Sep 26th

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“Home” by Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros This is my favorite song of all time,...

Sep 26th

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“Homecoming” by John Forte feat. Talib Kweli

Sep 25th

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“Phones Don’t Feud” by Holiday Shores

Sep 25th

IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?! NOT ZACK

“He also alleges costar Mark Paul Gosselaar — who played popular Zack Morris — used steroids...

Sep 25th

You Know That Old Hate Filled Grotesque...

You know the old saying ‘If you put a frog into boiling water he’s gonna jump right...

Sep 24th

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My friends are pretty bad ass. I miss working with them. COME TO LA SOON megdunlap: OH SNAP! Look...

Sep 24th

“If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you...”
— Conan O’Brien

Sep 24th

Holy shit... I missed my 3 year...

My Ralph’s points are stacking up as we speak. delbertshoopman: Well, I’ve been in LA now...

Sep 23rd

I was at Barnes & Noble the other day and saw a father...

Sep 23rd

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“Train in Vain” by The Clash

Sep 23rd

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Who eats toast like that? brendanbell: Rarely does a YouTube clip live up to it’s billing, but this...

Sep 22nd

jennifermorris: (via neverforgets) Jack Black and Seth...

Sep 22nd

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“I’ll kill your dog.”

Sep 21st

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“I Wish” by Stevie Wonder Despite the fact that Will Smith decided to tarnish this song...

Sep 21st

I’ll take a GOB.

Sep 20th

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“What Is Life” by George Harrison Tell it, George.

Sep 20th

sitko: This is going up once a week until it happens, so be...

Sep 19th

THE TIME HAS COME

to strike down our animal brethren, before it is too late! Monkey Pushes Woman Who Wouldn’t...

Sep 19th

“Never follow a hippie to a second location.”
— Jack Donaghy

Sep 19th

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“Mr. Telephone Man” by New Edition I would like to have the lyrics to this song read by...

Sep 19th

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“Thanks, Stadium Pal!” I’m forever in debt to having this passed my way.

Sep 18th

I may or may not be having an allergic reaction. My face is...

Sep 18th

This is what happens when you make a bet AND YOUR...

Sep 18th

Pump the brakes, Home Depot.

Sep 18th

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That is the most hilariously dangerous parking lot I’ve ever seen. Shooting this must have...

Sep 17th

Derek Jeter Honored For Having Fewer Hits Than Harold Baines

Sep 17th

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“Generator ^ 2nd Floor” by Freelance Whales

Sep 17th

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AWE. SOME. thedailywhat: FoD Video of the Day: Abby Elliott stars as a mercurial Morrissey-lover...

Sep 17th

Help?

Does anyone feel like doing a simple illustration for me? I’m terrible and am in need of help....

Sep 16th

“Dude, you’re one of the best football players in the...”
— Charles Barkley (on the Shawn...

Sep 16th

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“Sun King” by The Beatles This is my favorite song to play after a long day/night.

Sep 16th

Currently listening to on repeat.

Sep 15th

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“Eden Was a Garden” by Roman Candle

Sep 15th

Just bought my ticket for all of Saturday’s events and...

Sep 14th

My CT Driver’s license is about to expire and it turns...

Sep 14th

Debating Health Care Reform

Whenever there’s an argument about Health Care reform I just play Hulk Hogan’s entrance...

Sep 14th

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“The Sun” by Portugal. The Man This album has slowly taken over iTunes.

Sep 14th

I’ve seen the comparisons to Lady Gaga and the Ruby...

Sep 14th

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A few weeks ago I had a dream (or nightmare, depending on how you look at it) that turned into a...

Sep 13th

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“Ohio State” by Bigg Hurt The official gameday anthem for the past few years. I came...

Sep 12th

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

is one of the few movie titles that doesn’t need to be changed for it to work as a porno. ...

Sep 11th

I very much want to live here. I’m 22 years old.

Sep 11th

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“Be True To Your School” by The Beach Boys For all of my fellow Buckeyes stuck in...

Sep 11th

I had to represent Ohio St at work. I tried to go paycheck...

Sep 10th

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Good God this is exactly what everybody needed. ohryankelley: Matt & Kim - Daylight (DJ...

Sep 10th

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“Thuggish Ruggish Bone” by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony I played this loudly on the way to...

Sep 10th

Sep 10th

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“Alive” by Kid Cudi

Sep 10th

"Hypnotize" Lyrics (Just Diddy's Lines)

(Take that, take that, take that) (C’mon) VERSE ONE: …… …… …… …… …… …… …… ...

Sep 9th

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Judge Dredd 2.0? Oh Yeah, It’s Happening. - AV Club I’m not a big fan of film snobs who...

Sep 9th

“LA is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities; New...”
— Jack Kerouac

Sep 9th

Cameron Todd Willingham, Texas, and the death...

Sep 9th

Sep 9th

These ladies next to me are either gypsies or hookers....

Sep 9th

No matter how boring my day is, like today where doing...

Sep 9th

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“The World Is Yours” by Nas You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song…

Sep 8th

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paulscheer: azizisbored: Holy shit. This is utterly hilarious and must be watched. So with all...

Sep 8th

While I’m bummed I missed out on the Locke poster,...

Sep 8th

Thanks but no thanks

This is how I imagine a conversation would go between Obama and one of those bat shit crazy people...

Sep 8th

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“Feel It All Around” by Washed Out

Sep 8th

I just realized the strip of Calvin & Hobbes that the previous quote was from was printed on the...

Sep 7th

Hobbes: What are you doing?
Calvin: Being "cool."
Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored.
Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool.
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Hobbes: Look, I bought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool"!
Calvin: A SOMBRERO? ARE YOU CRAZY?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Nobody wears sombreros!
Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

Sep 7th

This is how I spend Labor Day. A memory foam mattress,...

Sep 7th

I Did It

So I popped my stand up cherry. There was an open mic at the HaHa Cafe in North Hollywood. The...

Sep 7th

Here's a list of some people from Ohio...

Don’t get me wrong, I loved my time in Ohio, but you’ll notice almost all of these...

Sep 6th

The 3 Most Baffling Fight Scenes in Movie...

Sep 6th

Does anyone else feel like The Pats are being run like...

Sep 6th

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“Glory” by Kanye West One of my favorite pick-me-up songs

Sep 6th

LET’S GO BUCKS

Sep 5th

(via thegrandarchives)

Sep 5th

Most intimidating team in the league. Mainly because...

Sep 4th

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Fact: Jeff Rosenberg’s father continually taunted me with a modified lyric from this song: ...

Sep 4th

I just threw away this enormous box. Or, in hobo speak, a...

Sep 4th

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go...

Sep 4th

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“The Food” by Common feat. Kanye West (Live on Chappelle Show)

Sep 4th

The Five Rules of Comedy

samreich: Taught to me six years ago by my coworkers at the New York Renaissance Faire. 1....

Sep 4th

Arson caused California blaze, officials say...

Sep 4th

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This clip of Norm McDonald represents everything I love about life. The best kind of laugh is the...

Sep 4th

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lfarm: One year walk/beard grow time lapse (via lukees)

Sep 3rd

How Chad Ochocinco Met His Girlfriend

Sep 3rd

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“Blast Off!” by Rivers Cuomo

Sep 3rd

“If you compromise what you’re trying to do just a little...”
— Spike Jonze in this awesome...

Sep 3rd

Report: Michigan Wolverines coach Rich...

Sep 2nd

My first Kogi BBQ truck experience. It’s little things, like...

Sep 1st

I finally got a chance to see Matt Besser, one of my...

Sep 1st

Grand Theft Auto game coming to iPhone | The...

Sep 1st