Mommmmmm! You’re embarrassing me in front of my Gmail!
Mike's Internet Transmogrifier
Connecting the Dots My Own Way.
ABOUT ME
My name is Mike. I'm 22 years old, living in Los Angeles by way of Connecticut.
I like, in no particular order:
fun, learning, soft clothes, wandering around, good timing, teriyaki sauce, cinnamon gum and sitting indian style while relaxing. If any of those things interest you, you've come to the right place.
I can’t decide whether or not to applaud for humanity. On one hand, we have the greatest comedy ever produced, ever, in history, forever. On the other hand we have GOOD GOD DO ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS BEHAVE LIKE THAT EXIST? As someone who grew up in a pseudo-college town in Connecticut that was 50% Connecticut Italians, 20% New Jersey Italians, and 20% New York/Staten Island italians I have all too much experience in this.
Extended trailer of MTV’s Jersey Shore.
“I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby”
GO BACK TO STATEN ISLAND AND STOP POLLUTING OUR SHORES.
I feel like the ghosts of XFL uniforms ghost-fucked Ohio St uniforms and 8 months later these uniforms popped out.
you just can’t carry dead bodies on planes like you used to.
Best Pre-9/11 movie of all time? Yes it is!
OSU beats M*chigan
And now I’m debating my favorite parts of ‘Home Alone’ with Del and co.
Did I mention my other good friend and former roommate Nick was Brutus the Buckeye?
GO BUCKS
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My good friend and former roommate Jansen would place a rather large speaker right outside my door and blast this until I woke up every single gameday. Here’s to keeping tradition going…
The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then do it for the rest of your life.
Max Fischer
One Detroit Red Wings Fan and his delusions
As a former season ticket holder for the Hartford Whalers I hold a grudge against any “non-traditional” city that has a hockey team. Once the Whalers left I stumbled for a few years before choosing the Edmonton Oilers as my new team (I was a goalie my whole life and CuJo was my favorite player). Fast-forward a few years and I find myself watching my current team, the Oilers, lose the Stanley Cup to the GOD DAMN CAROLINA HURRICANES. To add to it, former Whalers superstar Chris Pronger was on the Oilers for that season before forcing his way out. It was almost like a nice swift kick in the balls by the hockey gods.
While the soul sucking city of Raleigh is dead to me I can’t sign on for this “foggy haze” theory. I’ve been to the St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa for a game and it was wonderful. Do you know that you can shoot off fireworks in an arena, not too far from the nose bleed section? They did, and I loved it.
In re-response to my friend, who’s interest in hockey is borderline psychotic, I must say this. Your argument that 2003-2008 was a time in Hockey that was “a foggy haze that never actually happened,” is completely without merit. According to you this period began once a team one from a tropical area and continued on until the Red Wings won the cup thus ending said hazy period. How is it that once your team won the cup the period of haze was over and yet when the teams from areas not always associated with hockey win it is a murky time for the sport. A “true hockey fan” as you classify yourself would not be able to ignore any part of the amazing history of the sport, including the years where teams won that you did not believe should. The Red Wings win in 2008 did not end a murky phase in the sport it simply was another year where the team who worked the hardest won, much as the Ducks did in 2006. To deny our win as non-existent and elevate your teams win to a history altering victory is just stupid. Basically don’t be stupid by denying that which other people worked hard for. Think of it this way, if you get drunk and do something but don’t remember it in the morning did it still happen? As much as I wish I could say no it doesn’t count the sad truth is that is does count. Even if you believe that moronic idea that those years were a haze you can’t deny that it happened. We have the pictures to prove it.
