“Wait, I’m confused. So in this sentence they’re referring to multiple Gloria Estefans? How is that even possible?”
I am in way over my head with this Spanish class.
“W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E.” by Wale
Do not listen to this song in the shower. The following may occur:
1) Bruises on both of your funny bones after doing the “Carlton Dance”.
2) An overwhelming amount of Pert Plus (2 in 1 Conditioner) in your eyes.
3) The purchase of a new shower liner.
I recently tried cinnamon gum for the first time.
That is all.
The lead role on the film still hasn’t seen “The Dark Knight” and I’m pretty sure he’ll leave production if I say anything. Which is perfect because I need to get out of Ohio ASAP.
Anyways, these sketches are effin shweet
So we started shooting a spoof mini cop series during breaks in between filiming the feature. It’s about two cops. That’s pretty much all we have so far, other than me and my partner taking off our sunglasses as many times as possible like Horatio on CSI. The following are the first two scenes I wrote up on set.
Scene 1
Mike and Brad roam around a city park, aimlessy looking for clues.
Mike: I feel like we’re on a fucking wild goose chase, boss.
Brad takes off his glasses and motions his head towards an abandoned van in the distance.
Brad: Duck duck….
Mike: Goose…
Mike and Brad break into a full on sprint towards the van.
Scene 2
Mike and Brad come across a dead body in a field.
Mike: What do you make of it, boss?
Brad: Looks like the grim reaper beat us to the punch.
Mike: I guess this is one perp who got off easy.
Brad: I don’t know. Do we have jurisdiction… in hell?
Put this on after a long day. It’ll do you right.
Human Highway - “The Sound”
If you like the Islands, but have always wondered what they’d sound like with a more 60s/70s pop/folk-influenced sound, then wonder no more.
“The Sound” comes to us from Human Highway, a sideproject from Islands frontman Nick Thorburn and former Islands member Jim Guthrie. “The Sound” feels a bit like Paul Simon, and has an airy, bouncy quality that makes for a great Friday song. “The Sound” is the lead-off track to Human Highway’s first album Moody Motorcycle, due out August 19th on Suicide Squeeze.
“Striking” by Franics and the Lights
I love this song because it has that older sound to it, like my Dad would’ve played this in the car when I was younger. I could also see myself in a montage with this playing where I’m running from place to place in a city I’ve never been in, pointing things out that I find amazing to a loved one
I'm from Connecticut and go to school in Ohio. I'm studying Film and Media Production. I base most of my decisions on what various Nicktoon characters would do. I like to watch the TV on mute with the captions on. Most of the conversations I have are with myself. This is what I talk about.
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